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15Jul/100

Review of Penn & Teller’s Magical Return to London, UK

They've waited 16 years to return to the UK. But the entertainment and atmosphere of Penn & Teller at the HMV Hammersmith Apollo last night, was simply magical.

Of course, for those youngsters born in the '80's and '90's, they would not really know who these two Americans were; apart from a big loud one with long black hair, and a much shorter balding one who doesn't really speak. Quite a couple, but regardless of their opposites, the match is perfect. Obviously they do magic as well.

As mentioned earlier in the week, I had Penn & Teller tickets for the opening night, Wednesday 14th July 2010. Having sold my spare ticket on eBay for a loss, it was only apparent in the hours before just how much demand there was going to be.

An appearance on the Jonathan Ross show last Friday and on the BBC One Show, certainly gave their publicity a boost. I put an ad on Gumtree and recall a youngish American woman with desperation in her voice as she begged for my now already sold ticket. She was tempted to just get down to Hammersmith and get one from a tout instead.

With sell out shows in Las Vegas it only meant one thing, leave the office and get down there ASAP.

Penn & Teller at the HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London, UK

On arrival, albeit an hour before, it all seemed pretty quiet. Maybe the calm before the storm. After a pint in the Duke of Cornwall round the corner, I made my way inside, grabbed a souvenir programme for £10 and a hotdog en-route to my seat.

Once upstairs, signs were all over the place... No Cameras, or video and audio recording devices.

No cameras allowed, no video or audio recording equipment

That seemed to me, to be warning. A warning that you see before watching an 18 rated movie. Scenes of a disturbing nature, adult theme, violence, bad language, etc. It only got me more excited.

The opening session really got the crowd warmed up. Both Penn & Teller engaged the audience and plucked people out of the crowd to assist them in their acts. We all felt part if it, with 2 big screens on stage as well, for those eager to get a closer look of a magic palm of a card or hand trickery.

Without wanting to spoil anyone's enjoyment if they are planning to go this week, but I've put headlines to the acts that I can remember - without trying to give the full description of the performance. This is to act as a prompt for me to reminisce on what they did, and for you to remember and tell your mates the full act. If I've missed any key ones, post a comment (thanks).

# Spoiler Alert Start #

Part One - not necessarily in the right order

  • Glasses go missing
  • Water into coins
  • Polyester cutting kid
  • ESP joke books (American-Japanese, Thin Women, Hooker)
  • Lighting a cigarette
  • Levitation
  • Houdini water tank

Part Two - not necessarily in the right order

  • Handcuff makeup
  • Apple and needles
  • Close up cow video
  • Rose shadow
  • Remember the nail gun
  • Fishing for knives
  • Fire eating

# Spoiler Alert End #

The acts were well executed, with the very misfortune that the 5 foot 11 women just could lift her legs high enough. Penn recognised this and swiftly moved on.  The audience I'm sure accepted that shit can happen to the best of them as well, regardless of their disappointment.

My favourite was the nail gun memory trick. Secretly wishing for a lapse in concentration, I was perched on the edge of my seat throughout. This was the type of sick and twisted trick I was looking forward too.

However, they didn't pull out many dare devil or large scale illusions that I recall from their TV show in the '90's. Remember the one with Teller running between and inside some boxes on the stage, Penn explaining how it's done, then pulling out something incredible and nigh impossible.

It was a really good night, but made even better after I left. At the end of the show, Penn and Teller ran down the aisles past the audience, who were either sitting in their seats or still clapping a standing ovation. Once outside, two gatherings of people stood under the Hammersmith flyover outside the front of the Apollo.

On the left, stood a towering Penn Jillette and to the right, invisible at human eye level, was a certain Mr Teller. What a surprise, both Penn and Teller were outside meeting the very audience who had paid to see them, engaged in photos and signing programmes, tickets and playing cards!! They really put themselves in the middle.

For that alone, FULL BLOODY RESPECT. AWESOME.

I took my programme and headed towards Penn. With the rain starting to fall and Penn's black pen running out, he grabbed his silver pen and scribbled across himself on the cover.  Done.

Should I have asked for a photo? Yes, of course.  Did I?  Er, no.  The iPhone 3GS is crap for photos.  It was dark, no flash, starting to rain, and asking a stranger to fanny about with my phone seemed pointless.

Now, do I just jump back in the tube and accept that Teller had a huge crowd amassed around him, or get stuck in myself?  Answer was easy, join the incoherent circular crowd.

Meeting Mr Teller, he has a voice! And he signed my programme

I actually got to hear him talk. Teller has a voice! Such a gentleman, he picked out the people who were next better than any barman I've ever seen.  He signed my programme, asked how I was, and smiled for the photo above.  I even got him to sign on the programme "DO NOT EBAY".  How funny!  Penn had said earlier, "Go on, sell it on eBay, I don't mind".  Anyway, I'm sure the personalisation will make it worth even more.

If you are looking for some Penn & Teller tickets on eBay, click here and see if you can get a bargain, or if you are looking for signed memorabilia, click here.

Signed Penn & Teller programme, Not For eBay!

All in all, a great night out.  Made even more special because a couple of down to earth guys, who coincidently are pretty famous, made the effort to spend time with the very people who have made them successful.

If you want to find out more about Penn and Teller, visit the official website at http://www.pennandteller.com or follow them on Twitter via @PennJillett and @MrTeller.

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11Jul/100

Jimmy Jump & Holland both denied FIFA World Cup 2010 trophy

Well that's it for another 4 years, the FIFA World Cup 2010 in South Africa has come to an end.

The final between Spain and Holland was not much of a goal fest, but certainly a yellow card fest instead. The English referee, Howard Webb gave over 10 yellow yards and a red card, in which was quite a scrappy game of football. Tough decisions and leniency marred the game.

However, before the game even started people were getting floored and hitting the deck. Poor old Jimmy Jump was within inches of the World Cup trophy. His plan to get one of his trademark red hats into the 18 carat trophy was rumbled.

A security guard took him off his feet, seconds before, with an army of orange security guards dragging him off the pitch. Video clip of the action can be seen below.

Such a shame that the Dutch failed to win, but lucky to have has 10 players left after extra time. Half their team was on yellow. When Alonso took a kick to the chest, that should have been a sending off in the first half.

Anyway, Spain deserved to win in my opinion. They were playing a better flow of football, a true passing game, but lacked the killer finish. To see Cesc Fabregas and Fernando Torres come on as subs, showed how much quality resided in the first eleven. But is was a Fabregas assist through to Iniesta with a killer first touch, that sealed the win at 116 minutes.

Well done Spain, and well done also to the kit man for bringing two extra sets of shirts for the team to wear after the final whistle. At least you join the "star on your shirt club", finally.

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7Jul/101

Penn & Teller tickets for London HMV Hammersmith Apollo in July 2010

It fills me with great excitement that in 7 days, America's greatest comedian magicians, Penn & Teller, return to the UK for the first time in 16 years.

Now in my thirties, I'm imagining that the audience will be packed of like-minded people, reminiscing the late-night TV episodes in the mid 90's, when they performed some of the craziest magic tricks. Vividly remember the live rabbit being thrown onto a tree branch shredder.

I have 2 tickets for Wednesday 14th July 2010 at the HMV Hammersmith Apollo in London. However, my dearest brother cannot make it due to work and holiday commitments, so I have a spare ticket!

With front row seats in the Circle, basically just off the middle on the balcony, the view will be incredible. A prime position to try and figure out how the hell they will pull off some of the amazing stunts.

If you're reading this, and you would like to buy my spare ticket, visit my eBay Shop or click on Shop at the top of this website and buy with PayPal. Only £50 and free next day Special Delivery, cost me £48.25. I might put it on Best Offer if it doesn't shift in the next few days, so take a look or get in touch.

Penn & Teller have had an award winning show at Las Vegas for a number of years. So it's expected to be a cracking night out. It kicks of at 8pm, doors open 6.30pm.

You can never remember which one is Penn and which one is Teller, but most people who vaguely know who they are, reference them as the really big one with a ponytail, and the short balding one.

True, but what you don't realise is that people of my generation look beyond the appearance and admire the genius of them both. Defying physics, logic and sometimes ethics, you get a mashup of comedy, theatrics and magic.

It certainly beats Paul Daniels and his assistant Debbie Magee. Actually, I once had a Paul Daniels magic kit as a kid, and remember performing the 'pull a rope through someones neck' trick on a family member at Xmas. This would simply be a canapé in an American twelve course feast.

Bring out the main course and the carving knife!

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2Jul/102

BBC own goal: World Cup live streaming gets a red card

What an awful way to watch a World Cup last 16 knockout game between Spain and Portugal earlier this week.  Read on to see how the BBC Sport website scored an own goal and deserve a red card of their own.

Banished to watch one of the most anticipated entertaining games in the tournament online, due to a viewing clash (most likely something on the Sky+ planner and the wife owning the remote control), I turned on the VAIO for some live action.

To set the scene, Spain are favourites to win, and with the neighbourly rivalry of Portugal and Ronaldo finally ending his goal drought, I was hoping to see some goals.

It was nearing the end of the match, 1-0 the scoreline to Spain with a David Villa goal on 63 minutes.  How exciting, it was closing in on full time, and if Portugal could pull a goal back it will most certainly go into extra time, and then secretly I was hoping for it to then go to penalties.

It's now 88 minutes into the game, and I'm not really paying much attention to the near-real-time commentary on the left or anywhere else on the page, I'm glued to the live stream.  Then suddenly, Juan Capdevila and Ricardo Costa start a tickle fight and all hell breaks loose.   Whilst the players start to heckle the referee, my eyes ponder around the 16.4 inch screen of mine.

OMG, the games already finished!!!!  I frantically search for the Sniping Tool and take the below screengrab.  Click the image to see the full picture.

BBC live streaming Spain vs Portugal at World Cup 2010

It's not over until it is really over!

The live stream is way behind the actual game, at least 5 minutes.  Ricardo Costa has already been sent off, now likely back in the changing rooms, a substitution has taken place, extra time played out and the game has finished.  What the hell?!?!

With the score updated as FT and the commentary which updates every 30 seconds now showing it's game over for Portugal, I was immediately dejected and let down.  The excitement now fully drained away, along with Ronaldo's world cup dream.

This is not the type of online user experience I'd expect from the BBC.  Given that ITV HD had ballsed up with the 1st England goal, and EDF cocked up with a powercut in Richmond and Twickenham resulting in me missing England's 2nd goal, I really wanted to see some balls in the back of the net and not via a replay.

For this, BBC Sport you deserve a red card for this blatent own goal.  No excuses or claims for goal-line technology, this was a technological fail.

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